The Return of Gross Eater Guy

For the past few weeks, Gross Eater Guy has been out on FMLA to help his mother who had to have heart surgery or something like that. While I typically don't engage or speak to him on daily terms, I was pleasantly surprised to come across this ever so welcoming sight in the fridge this morning, knowing it could only mean one thing:

HE'S BACK!

I mean, you can't even be mad at that. It easily dwarfs the half gallon of soy milk someone has back there. The intense level of disgust is quickly overcome by the simple admiration for someone who can not only drink this amount of soda, but the fact that this was a back up for the one he had on his desk. Bravo.

Welcome back, "G.E.G." Welcome back.