via TIME News Feed
Seriously. If thing is real, God help us all. There will be no room to move at this year's Halloween Parties - though you could make one hell of an Ice Luge with that thing.
*Note: I hope you all clicked on that Ice Luge link and noticed that it was from the UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN MEDICAL SCHOOL. Best believe I'm checking credentials of the next Doctor I get stuck with at Kaiser.